Today is my favorite cousin birthday. To Fardly, Happy 16th Birthday may all your wishes come true. When out with Sailesh for a coffee date at Spinelli at Heeren. Though it was raining I enjoyed myself. If you wish to know more about the happenings, please do not hesitate to check out Sailesh’s blog.
www.saileshsux.blogspot.comRecently, I like using this word, CYNIC or CYNICAL. By any chance are you cynical?
Cynic- person who believes people’s motives is usually bad or selfish. Hence I wish that you would go deep in your thoughts and start pondering whether you are cynic! How about that? Exercise your idle brains. Trust me it’s going to be fun. If not you may turn ignoramus.
Ignoramus- ignorant person.
Have you ever wonder that your life is just not turning the way you planned? I once did, but I realized if I planned my life perfectly like a beautiful fairytale, I think I will be bored. It’s just too monotonous, I mean a life should be organized and yet with a touch of spontaneity, it will surely make a life fun rather than routine. I used to be a control freak and too spontaneous, of course at different times. It was not good. So I joined the forces of my ability and I get a weird, unexpected life. Things happen either planned or least expected. Or would you rather live a life as an illusion? Pretending that life was poetic, perfect and living happily ever after? Would you want that? Wouldn’t it be boring? I have this nice question that I have been dying to ask. Why do some storytellers enjoy writing “happily ever after”, they should be ban. Maybe it’s a trend. They should not let kids or adults, think that life can be perfect and soon they will be obsessed trying to search for the prince or princess or the knight in a shining armor or the fairy godmother. Oh come on, that does not exist. Stop all this! I like my life but all this story will make questioned my thoughts whether my life should be as pure and beautiful in fairytales. As I did that, I knew my real life was better. I think I will be bored if live my life in a fairytale. Extremely bored. Hahaha…. By the way, don’t stop daydreaming due to all this. Daydreaming is great!
I am sorry if whatever I wrote made you feel confuse. I can’t help it! If you don’t like it, I don’t mind! You can discontinue from reading my blog. Thank you, come again. O! Ironic!
Ironic- using irony. Irony- expression of meaning by use of words normally conveying the opposite.take care now bye bye then! You fat tart!
It's been a long time since i updated my blog.... well all i can say many things happened in between
- when out with sadrina for pool
- swimming in temasek polytechnic wonderful swimming pool
- when out with khai, dan and sadrina
- when out with fardly, mel and the kiddies
- talk on the phone with him.... extremely hilarious
- when out with mum
- sketching(i am a copycat artist)
--not in order of date of the happenings--
TOO LAZY OR NOT TOO LAZY?
there are of course some other things that happened to me... i'm a bit lazy to put it all up... should take some drastic measures to cure my laziness syndrome... help me!!!!
JINX YOU OR ME?
i think i am jinx, cause many bad&evil things happened around me or when i am around.... hahaha.... someone told me i was jinx too...
OBLIVIOUS AREN'T I?
i am also oblivious at certain point of time.... such as the big news that my cousin is having her marriage dinner in a hotel, which of course i have no idea about only until recently.... guess wat... i'm kind of the last person to know about it in my big family... i know... its pathetic.... in not knowing that kind of a big news...... yadayada!!!!
well i infer, that being OBLIVIOUS, JINX and LAZY is not a good combination..... muahahahaha.....
New Priest In Town
There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.
A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"
You Work for the Government When:
* The process becomes more important than the product
* You don''t see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about
* You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there
* You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them.
* You fly first class across the country to attend a conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that the project does not have enough money
* You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job title is an acronym
* You understand the rationalization of an acronym composed of acronyms
* You know that the location of a meeting is directly related to its importance. (1) A meeting at Fort Hood requires a subordinate or a contractor (2) The same meeting at Lake Tahoe requires your personal attention
* You''ve sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same thing for 3 years, but have had 3 different business cards
Pharmacist
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he''d like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I''m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl''s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
hey today was a fun day at work... even though i was tired and getting weak...
thanks to
bwm-wati
ama-ali
bxl-xiang long
it was a blast... playing with the walkie talkie... though we hated the new earpiece.... it's so weird to use that earpiece...its like something stuck in my ear for a long time... we had too... the golden village management asked all the ushers and usherettes to use earpiece attached to the walkie talkie... bxl, he was petrified(still laughing though) to use the earpiece when he accidentally drop the earpiece into the pail of water, in the end i swap it with him..... hahaha.... i bet you all are wondering why i called them with abbreviations, actually we were trying to achieve being minahs and mats....hahaha....
bmw-bitch minah wati
ama-ali mat ali
bxl-beng xiang long
we were laughing out loud.. i guess the yishun golden village management will not put all of us together to work at floor again... bunch of clowns!!! btw wati please stop fiddling with the vox and ptt button, or else we will hear you say "what the fuck again", she was totally heard by us but fortunately the manager didn't scold her... thanks frederick and jason... we knew we were noisy but we appreciate the fact that both of you didn't scold us...
it was one of the best time i had at work till i even post it in my blog... you guys rock my work world.... thank you come again...
Ate late lunch with mummy and daddy plus the kiddies....nasi briyani here comes pac woman...
hey... i went to this place at pahang street near arab street. al-sheikh... with mel, marlina, fardly and i... food was okay... shesha was like the hit of the night... strawberry flavour.. yum, yum.... i think fags are stronger than the sheesha...
it was a cool experience.... it was a nice place to chill, listen to arabic belly dance music, eat and smoke... nice!!!! i wanted to dance though...
later in the night i got hungry again due to the fact i didn't eat much at al-sheikh... so i went to mcdees.. to eat mc chicken... fatness shall overrule my body!!!
hehehe....
you i'm actually forcing myself to blog right now.. i'm the lazy type of person... but what the heck....
so hasta-la-vista baby!
take care now bye bye then!
this comic strip(above) is published in 26 Jan 1988.. cool.. when i was born...
wow it's been a week since i posted anything in this blog of mine... oh well... i was very busy... my exams...
there are five vices that one of my friend told me about...
- sex
- drugs
- alcohol
- clubbing
- smoking
What do you think? Which one would you do?
actually many things happen such as the disastrous event happened to me on wednesday afternoon... did econs and it was like so ************** difficult... well its over now...
after that shit when out with krystal, rachel, fuzzy and ben to play pool.. soon after ben left to watch movie.. met fardly on the way home... by the way... that mocha spins bought at heeren spins was so awful till now i feel like puking... eeyucks....
- To my ah hum... study hard for your o levels alright...
Joke of the Day!!!!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this...
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...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?", he asked the second boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?!?", "Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)
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I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your asshole before prison, ..."
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- i just realised that what i have written is totally not in proper order... oh what the hell...
something i just wish to point out
"i shall repeat myself AGAIN!" (krystal point that out to me)
"i like the yellow COLOUR tshirt!"
"try and TEST out!"
"It looks like being a busy weekend on the ferries, particularly Saturday and Sunday."
"If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"In my opinion, i believe this school is the best"
"The answer's an affirmative 'yes'."
I when back to school in the yesterday morning(its 12 am already, thursday).. back to yishun secondary school where it provided me with all those creep yet amazing memories...To start things off- hot weather was attacking all of us
- sailesh, dayan, tian hock, jaiseelan, jeremy tan, sadrina, raymond was so perspiring..
- miss ng's pregnant.. wow! congratulations...
- Happy Teachers' Day
- didn't want to go, but for the sake of my friends i went... didn't regret that notion after the whole thing
- had fun
- met more friends rather than teachers.. ironic.. i know...
- soon after ate breakfast at macdees... shock to know one of my friend, smokes...
- came back to yss... hang out or shall i say drying out... with khairi and the whole gang... haha... met with the old friends... 4T1, 4E8, 4E10
- its was really hot... excruciating... to bear with that weather... when i'm being spoilt in t.p. with all the air conditioner.. actually i prefer fans to air conditioner.... makes my skin dry....
- stayed till 2pm i guess
- when to sadrina's place to chill... still hot though... fondling her cute laptop...
- at about 5pm i when back home to watch my cartoons... can't missed it... well what the hell, i watched laws of attraction too...
- at about 10pm i talk to taufiq in msn... many topics... that led me ponder deeply.. nice.. i was delighted with his frankness... and i was so appreciative... thanks buddy...
- well now, i'm still pondering.. what taufiq told me shall be kept secret... hope you don't exploit my picture.... tihihihi...
Rainbowlin
