SARCASM NOTED AND QUICKLY FORGOTTEN

Hey here I am again after a long time of disappearance. Previously, I was motivated to blog because of the tags I received in my tag board however I felt I should not engulf myself in that principle. Now I blog because I want to blog, hassle-free, I guess…

I’ve made a realization and without a doubt it is embarrassing for me to admit it publicly or shall I say, openly. While I was bathing, I felt really fat; I kept pinching myself, pinching my whole body (even my neck) and felt all the fats. I became obsessed within that few minutes until I called Sadrina and confided her with my dismay, oh how I felt sad and scared at the same time, confusion sets in and panic rolls after. She said, “I was not fat and some people envy me (I doubt that)” At that point of time, I felt more confused, I do not believe anyone wants to envy me or that I was not fat. As you can see, I am short and my weight is just not suitable for my height, skewed like a gay man asking a woman to have sex with, to all lanky and skinny people, DON’T complain that you are thin when you are already see through (bone-wise), honestly I just wish that I can lose a little bit, somewhat, 5kg??? 5kg is achievable and not extreme…right? Oh how I wish I can afford a damn personal trainer, oh how I wish money can just dropped onto my stripe boxer shorts so that I can cash in the damn cash and hire the best personal trainer. In less than 2 weeks I will get my ideal weight. Hollywood here I come, or shall I say Boringwood here I come (I’m referring to the boring o’ Mediacorp, I know its lame)

I was supposed to post some pictures but I’m still lazy. Sheesh… You can’t expect so much from a lazy person like me… Maybe I shall not say that I am lazy but I shall say that I am very busy. Sounds better!

I would like to thank my dear Ridzuan and Sadrina in becoming my listening ears and shoulders to lean on. THANKS!!! I really appreciate it. (Names are not in order of liking, names are in alphabetical order, like duh…)

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